”Girls of Congleton take note: Go and watch the new American pie Reunion film, in fact any American pie film thats what real girls look like!”

Where do I even begin to explain the many many things wrong with this statement. First of all they are not ‘real girls’ they have been chosen to be in the film because they are MODELS, so no they are the complete oposite of ‘real girls’… Also, good luck in finding a ‘real girl’ if this is the expectation you are hoping to live up to.

Second of all, who are you to tell every girl in Congleton they should be prettier/slimmer/sexier?… You’re most certainly no looker yourself, in fact i’m pretty sure even before this status most of the ugly gremlin women of Congleton would touch you with a 10ft pole.

And finally, where has this new age of sexism come from? Seriously all the ‘top lads’ good luck finding any girl (even though most of them would settle for anything with a pulse) that is going to want to be with you, or give you some good luvin’ if thats how you’re going to talk about girls/women/ladies, whatever.

So how about fuck off and enjoy your nights in with your hand, prick.